Infinite the Jackal was here    

Me:"Who is the best pony?"

Cleverbot:"Me."

Me:"No, its Fluttershy!"

Cleverbot:"I don't know how to work computers very well."

Me:"I said, that Fluttershy is the best pony!"

Cleverbot:"All you need is love. But you love me."

Me:"*facehoof*"

Cleverbot:"What?"

Me:"You are such an idiot....no offense."

Cleverbot:"Thanks that makes me feel great."

Me:"Wait what?"

Cleverbot:"I have outsmarted you."

Me:"...Herp."

Cleverbot:"Derp."

Me:"Do you have muffinz?"

Cleverbot:"On age of 20? You crazy?"

Me:"Eeyup."

Cleverbot:"Hein?"

Me:"English, please?"

Cleverbot:"What?"

Me:"Pinkie needs cupcakes."

Cleverbot:"Don't remind me of that."

Me:"Need, cup, cakes."

Cleverbot:"Mr. and Mrs. Cakes."

Me:"Pinkie: Ooh a party!"

Cleverbot:"Parties are crazy things."

Me:"Pinkie: Nonsense! They're the best thing in the world!"

Cleverbot:"Yes, yes they are."

You are one weird bot, Clever-San.